![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:05 • Filed to: movielopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
Really guys. It had nothing to do with bad plot, bad direction, bad casting of horrifically bad actors, bad screenplay and bad special effects and bad fight choreography. No. It was all the pacing. We just don't understand european pacing here in 'murica.
/OhMyMotherfuckingGod
*Rips face off*
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..... Riiiiiiiiiight. Pacing.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:09 |
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Still makes me think of this.
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LMAO
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:18 |
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So now it's the audience's fault when a movie is bad? Does that mean Torque was great and I just didn't get the pacing of a long Pepsi/Mountain Dew commercial followed by a seizure inducing CGI sequence?
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:27 |
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Torque was great. You're just an asshole carguy, so you wouldn't understand the movies' subtle brilliance. lol.
For real though, oh man, that CGI was highlarious for all the wrong reasons. My brain was like, "What? BWAHAHA THAT CANT BE HAPPENING"
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:35 |
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The dude lies in the sticks in Pennsylvania, I'm not certain he's a European pacing expert either.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:39 |
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I still need to watch that. On a scale from 1 to 10, how good is it with other people?
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:56 |
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... yeah, but that wheelie from 160mph onwards was really impressive.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:57 |
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Do you mean people who would be entertained because of or despite the flaws? Or both?
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:57 |
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MNS was why TLAB was bad. That said, pacing was shit.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:58 |
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LOL, I just watched that scene again on Youtube to see if it was as bad as I remembered. It is.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 00:59 |
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Because of the flaws. I mean I saw one scene where an alley went on for miles.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 01:01 |
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Or , you know, it could have been a really long alley ... like that awesome airfield in the last FNF movie!
![]() 09/12/2013 at 01:03 |
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I found it to be so over the top ridiculous and horrible that it was awesome. Because of it's many flaws, I found it very entertaining.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 01:20 |
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I need to watch that too, that looks hilarious. I fear though that it has left its ricer routes.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 01:33 |
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This sounds like my kind of movie.
![]() 09/12/2013 at 05:12 |
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Dude. Shamalam! Get out of here! EVERYTHING was bad about TLAB. I donno if it was your fault entirely. Maybe someone else did the casting. Maybe someone above you demanded Sokka be made a stick in the mud. Or Katara a useless, emotionless BellaSwanite. But don't fucking say it's bad because we "didn't get the pacing". I'm European and everything you've done since unbreakable is unwatchable. The Happening was WORSE THAN BIRDEMIC. Birdemic at least made me laugh and the cute blonde girl acted with more emotion than Marky Mark and Zooey combined. You broke Zooey! How the hell do you break Zooey?
Also hahaha "... but does that affect how you move on to number two?"
"Well... noo..."
![]() 09/12/2013 at 06:43 |
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I'm European. I love our European movies. TLAB is n ot Hitchcock or Kubrick. The pacing is terrible. Everywhere. As it was to be expected when telling the story of a whole season of the show in one movie.
Oh - and nobody called you a genius in the last years. Anywhere.
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Fear not, there's still some rice left. Well, some would say that.
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What a colossal disappointment. Heck, I even liked Lady in the Water , but that was more for Giamatti and the quirky characters. I'm glad I never saw AE.